The Fargo Kantrowitz'z Literary Campsite

THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A PROBLEM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE
PEOPLE OF THE JUNGLE WERE GETTING HUNGRY. JOBS WERE LOW AND SOME
PEOPLE CHOSE TO DO THINGS THAT THEY NEVER WANTED TO DO. THIS IS
THEIR STORY AND THEIR FOES’ ULTIMATE DEFEAT. Ay, what is it you
say? WHAT? ABOUT WHAT? THE WORLD. WHAT WOULD IT BE FOR YOU IF YOU
WEREN’T THERE FOR THE WORLD AND THE WORLD WEREN’T THERE FOR YOU?
THEN I WOULD GO THE OTHER ROUTE. THE OTHER ROUTE? YES, THE OTHER
ROUTE. I WOULD GO THE WAY OF BEAUREGUARDS AND THE TOMLINSINS, WITH
HONOR AND WITH PRIDE. I WOULD GO. I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. YOU WOULD
NOT. Would to. WOULD NOT. WOULD TO. CUT TO: MAN HELD IN THE ARMS OF
MOTHER THERESA. HE IS DYING AND MOTHER THERESA IS TRYING TO HEAR
THE BALLGAME ON HER TRANSISTOR RADIO. CUT TO: INT. THE WORLD’S
WORST PROBLEM. IN THE MORNING THERE IS NOTHING BUSTLE AND
CONFUSION. CINDY MAYWEATHER ENTERS THE NEW DAY. SHE SLIPS ON THE
ICE AND FALLS. A HANDSOME GENTLEMAN HELPS HER UP. THEY LIKE EACH
OTHER. THEY END UP EXCHANGING NUMBERS AND DATING. THEN CINDY
MARRIED AND HAD THREE CHILDREN AND TEN YEARS LATER THEY DIVORCED.
SHE REALLY LIKED HIM, SHE DID, BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED AND EVEN
THOUGH HE PICKED HER UP OFF THE ICE THE POWER OF THE…THE WHAT?
WHAT POWER COULD BE SO GREAT. THE MYSTERY OF THE GREY. CUT TO
Today. Finally. They speak of it as though it isn’t here. Today.
BUT THEN THERE WAS THE EDDYING OR WAS IT THE FLOW. FINALLY, THE,
NO, I WON’T SAY THAT, THE WONDER, IF SOMETHING, AGAIN, AS IF THERE
COULD AGAIN BE WONDER IF YOU ARE TO HAVE ORDER. IDYLLIC LIFE,
REALLY. THEN CAME THE TREES AND THE BIRDS AND THE WINDS AND THE
SOUNDS OF SOUNDING NIGHT. AGAIN CAME THE DAY. IF THE WORLD TELLS
YOU NO (WROTE KNOW) THEN YOU WILL KNOW. IF THE WORLD TELLS YOU YES.
THEN YOU KNOW. THEN YES, YOU WILL KNOW. AND THEN WHAT. SAYETH THE
MAN. YOU FORGOT YOUR… SAY IT… QUESTION MARK. IT WAS IN THERE.
OH. OKAY. WHAT NOW? THERE IT IS. WHAT? OH, THE QUESTION MARK MINE?
YES, YOURS. WELL GOODDAY. WAIT. WHAT ABOUT MY QUESTION MARK? DID HE
SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY QUESTION MARK? WHA…WHA…WHADIHESAY? SO IT
GOES AND THEN CUT TO. AND THEN CUT TO AGAIN. AND REMEMBER WHY YOU
WERE HERE. To work hard and make lots of money as a writer, right?
WRONG. YOU ARE TO LOVE THE WORLD WITH ALL THINE HEART AND MINE…D.
OOOOOH. HELLO? YES. WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL ME AT THE OFFICE? F
COURSE. THANK YOU. WHO WAS THAT? God. (laugh track) commercial WHAT
DO YOU THINK? I DON’T KNOW. WELL IT’S BETTERN’NOTHING True. WELL,
TOODOOLOO. GOODBYE! BYEBYE! LATE! WORD! YO! CIAO! THE NEXT DAY AT
THE SPACE DOCKING STATION (SEE IT WASN’T POST MODERN, IT WAS PAST
MODERN, WAY PAST…THAT’S RIGHT…SCI FI! RIDLEY Yes. CORNSHUCKER
We ain’t got a moment to lose RIDLEY Perhaps. CORNSHUCKER Perhaps
in the end, captain, there’s good to come of this all. The
universes won’t collide and maybe some of us, some of us, maybe not
us now, but maybe some of us, is gonna see that there is gonna be a
light on at the end of the tunnel and good things is possible.
RIDLEY Yes. I suppose so. CORNSHUCKER Surely.