(This is an encapsulation of Trump’s second inaugural address with brief commentary
by Sol Lebinowitz, Managing Editor of http://www.fludthezone.com.)
Donald Trump’s Second Inaugural Address Abbreviated
Donald Trump January 20, 2025
The golden age of America begins right now.
Be respected again. Envy of every nation.
Not taken advantage of.
(Every day P*ggi will put America first. Yeah right).
Sovereignty, safety, scales of justice rebalanced.
Believes he is a victim of the weaponization of justice department
(Which means future weaponization of Justice Dept…)
Nation proud, prosperous and free.
America will be greater, stronger and far more exceptional
than ever before. Optimistic thrilling new era of national success.
Sunlight over world. America seize opportunity like never before.
Challenges will be annihilated by the momentum all are witnessing in us.
Confronts crisis of trust. Radical establishment.
Pillars broken and in disrepair. Can’t manage simple crisis.
Continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.
Sanitation and protection for criminals. Illegals by govt.
(Biden’s) Govt. unlimited defense of foreign borders
but not America borders or its own people.
No basic services. North Carolina. Treated badly.
(The Don gets claps.)
Hurricane sufferers. L.A. watching fires burn.
Wealthiest and powerful. Some sitting there. No home.
That’s interesting. Can’t let this happen. No change.
Public health doesn’t deliver but more spent on it than anywhere.
Education. To be ashamed of themselves to hate our country
despite the love we try to provide to them.
All change starting today and it will change very quickly.
Reverse a betrayal from many, give people back
faith wealth democracy and their freedom.
From this moment on America’s decline is over.
(Clapping for the frickin’ papaya)
Glorious destiny will not be denied. Loyalty. Competency of govt.
Most challenged prez. Learned a lot along the way.
The journey to reclaim our republic has not been an easy one.
Those who wish to stop my cause, to take my freedom, and my life.
Assassins bullet. My life was saved for a reason.
I was saved by God to make America great again.
(Felonious Trump gets applause. Standing ovation. Audience shames itself. By long clapping.)
Under admin of America patriots,
purpose and speed, hope, prosperity
all races religion color and creed.
Jan 20 is liberation day.
(Applause by saps for the ballerina)
Hope that election remembered as greatest
and most consequential. Nation unifying behind our agenda.
Increases in support from all. Win all seven swing states.
Popular vote millions of people win.
Thanks Black and Hispanic communities. Love and trust for vote.
Will not forget. Heard voices. Look forward to work with them.
MLK mention. In his honor will strive to make his dream come true.
(Lie before Don? Standing ovation.
Just give the people what they want
so they don’t have to go home and
tell their children to kill themselves.)
Confidence and pride soaring. Administration, inspired excellence and unrelenting success.
Not forget country, constitution, and not forget our God.
(Who is our God again? The Don! that’s right.)
Sign executive orders. Complete restoration of America and common sense.
First, national emergency at southern border.
(Clapping by the rubes who don’t remember history or understand economics. Dumbf*ck America.)
All illegal entry will be halted. Returning millions of criminal aliens back.
Reinstate Remain in Mexico policy, end Catch and Release.
Troops to go to southern border.
To repel disastrous invasion
(They can play cards.)
Under orders, designating cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
Invoking alien enemies act of 1798
use full and immense power of state law enforcement.
All gangs. Going to war against cartels.
(The Twee One is going to get me killed.)
At a level we have never seen before. Defeat inflation.
Rapidly bring down costs and prices.
Inflation crisis by massive overspending and energy prices.
National energy emergency.
We will drill baby drill.
(Clapping)
Manufacturing nation. Largest amount of oil and gas.
We are going to use it. Bring prices down. Fill strategic reserves up again.
Export American energy all over the world.
Be a rich nation again. Liquid gold under our feet.
End Green New Deal. Revoke electric vehicle mandate.
For auto workers.
(Bye earth. Is it hot in here?)
Buy car of your choice. Build cars again.
Thanks auto workers for inspiring vote of confidence.
(The dummies voted for him.)
Overhaul of trade system to protect American workers.
Instead of taxing citizens, tax foreign countries to enrich our citizens.
Establishing the external revenue service. Collect tariffs duties and revenues.
(Is this how he kills the dollar for Putin?)
Department of Government Efficiency.
(This is how they pick our bones clean.)
Free expression. Stop all government censorship
and bring back free speech to America.
(This is where we need laws against provable psychological operations on Americans during elections)
Restore fair equal and impartial justice under constitutional rule of law.
We will bring law and order back to our cities.
End govt. socially engineering race and gender
into every aspect of public and private life.
Forge society as colorblind and merit based.
Two genders male and female.
Reinstate service members expelled for objecting to covid mandate with full back pay.
Stop warriors exposed to radical social experiments while on duty.
Armed forces free to focus on defeating America’s enemies.
Like in 2017, build strongest military.
Measure success by battles and wars we end and wars we never get into.
(Don’t blame us for your party’s ever wars. None of them were ours, you lying freak.)
Peacemaker and unifier. Hostages in Middle East.
Released one day before taking office (taking credit for it) coming home.
Reclaim place as most powerful nation on earth.
Changing the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.
Restoration of a great prez. Going back to “Mt. McKinley”again.
(F*ck the “injuns”.) McKinley through tariffs made country rich.
Gave Roosevelt money for Panama Canal. Spent money on Panama Canal.
38,000 lives lost building it.
America treated badly. Panama promise has been broken.
Spirit of treaty violated. American ships overcharged.
Not treated fairly. Us navy. And China is operating the Panama Canal.
We are taking it back.
( War? Probably.)
Act with courage vigor and vitality, great civilization.
As liberate it, will lead to new heights of victory, not deterred.
End chronic disease epidemic. Growing nation.
Expands territory increase wealth. Flag in new horizons.
Manifest destiny into stars. To plant Stars and Stripes on Mars.
(This make-up school model should go to Mars.)
Ambition is life blood of great nation. Now more ambitious.
No nation has more ambition. Spirit of the frontier is written into our hearts.
Call of next great adventure resounds within souls.
Ancestors turned colonies into mighty republic.
Americans conquered west. Ended slavery (did a lot of shit).
Humans are great. Work together and no dream we cannot achieve.
Many thought impossible to come back
and here he is. American people have spoken.
(Right. You lying, psy-op bastard)
Stand before as proof that something is impossible.
In America, the impossible is what we do best.
From New York to Los Angeles. All over.
Forged by patriots who gave everything they had.
Farmers and soldiers, factory (bla blah)
No obstacle defeated them. Laid down railroads. Skyscrapers. Highways.Won two world wars. Defeated fascism and communism.
After all, together stand on verge of greatest four years in American history. One people, one family and one glorious nation under God.
Parent dreams of child. I am with you, fight for you, and will win for you.
Going to win like never before.
(Yeah. Don’t win for me, pal.)
Make it greater than ever before. Compassion courage and exceptionalism.
America will be respected again and admired by people of religion faith and goodwill.
Prosperous proud and strong and win like never before.
Not conquered, intimated broken, and will not fall.
Will be free sovereign and independent nation.
Nothing will stand in way. Americans.
Future ours.
The golden age has just begun.
Thank you.
(The O Factor glurps to a close)
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